(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion

By Alexander Margolin

You will find here funny and smart one-liners, family jokes, Doctor’s jokes, parents-kids dialogs and many more.
Author did his best to translate these humorous lines to English without loosing their natural tongue charm. Hope you will have fun and good chuckles, just like many people in different countries have.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Alexander Margolin
• Release date: Sep 25, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465764386

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(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion

Collected from around the world by Alexander Margolin

SMASHWORDS EDITION

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(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion

Copyright © 2011 by Alexander Margolin

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Content:

Relationships from Adam and Eve to our days…

Pearls of wisdom

In the Doctor’s office

Variety jokes from around the world

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Relationships from Adam and Eve to our days…

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Adam and Eve had a perfect marriage.

He didn’t have to listen to her nagging about all those other guys she could have married.

And she didn’t have to hear about his mother’s great cooking skills.

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Newly wed comes to work after the wedding.

So, how was it, my man? curios colleague asks.

Don’t remember. I lost consciousness right when she unglued her eyelashes…

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You are a big boy now, so have you decided who do you want to be when you grow up? Dad is asking his son.

Sure, Daddy, I want to become a pool cleaner.

That’s it?

"No, I also want to become the gardener, the plumber and the Pizza delivery