Kid Jokes

By Mahesh Dutt Sharma

Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humour. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it.
This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles and laughter.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mahesh Dutt Sharma
• Release date: May 15, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476258638

Mahesh Dutt Sharma

Mahesh Sharma, a prestigious author and journalist, has written more than 1550 Hindi and English books. His book, "Mahatma Gandhi," won the M.P. Govt. Gandhi Darshan National Award in 2010. He also won Purvottar Hindi Academy, Meghalaya, Shilong Award twice, Natraj Author Award etc.. He is a freelance writer and writing is his passion.

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Kid Jokes

By Mahesh Sharma

Published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma

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Preface

Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humour. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it.

This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles and laughter. We earnestly believe that our collections of hilarious jokes will displace your worries and gloom with lots of Ha-Ha’s.

-Publisher

Table of Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 1

Teacher: What is an island?

Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

Teacher: On one side?

Pupil: Yes, on top!

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:

Mother: What does the cow say?

Child: Moo!

Mother: Great! What does the cat say?

Child: Meow.

Mother: Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?

And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,

Bud.

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A little girl says, Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on grand dad’s lap she says, Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?

A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.

The girl says, Grandpa, will you please, please make a sound like a frog?

Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweet heart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?

And the little girl says, Because Grandma said that when you croak, we’re going to zoo!

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Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!

The second one said, That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!

The third boy just smiled. That’s nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, How do you expect to get into Heaven?

The boy thought it over and said, Well, I’ll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until Yamraj says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Ishan, come in or stay out!’

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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

Oh, no laundry, the boy said, I’m going to wash my dog.

But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog. It’s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

Oh, he died, the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so,