World's Best 60 Second Jokes

By Marcus Lindley

A huge collection of the world's best jokes that take a minute to read each. Become instantly popular wherever you are by quoting a joke or two. This big joke book is crammed of long funny jokes, such as:

A farmer named Mathers lived alone in the countrside with his pet dog that he loved and smothered all his love and attention on. After many long years of companionship, the dog eventually died, so Mathers went to his local priest.
"Father, my lovely old dog has died. Could you say mass for the creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm so sorry to hear about your dog's death, but, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in church. However, there's a new denomination down the street, no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for your doggy friend".
Mathers replied "I'll go right now. Do you think $2,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick quickly answered "why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"

An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a weak voice. He bent down to look and saw the voice had come from a small frog. "I'm a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love. An evil queen, envious of my charms, turned me into this frog. But, if you kiss me Sir, I will once again be a fair maiden, and I will provide you with all the joys and lust you could desire."
The old man picked up the frog and put her into his pocket. Bewildered, the frog looked out and asked him "Why? Aren't you going to kiss me?"
"No", replied the old man, "At my age it's more fun to have a talking frog than a sex maniac."

And hundreds more...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Vindo Books
• Release date: Apr 17, 2014
• ISBN: 9781498960595