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This book has jokes for all ages, starting from five years upward to adults. This book will be great for car journeys in audio format. Comedy is a great way to get everyone in a good mood. Entertain everyone with a bit of laughter to get positivity. The chapters include knock knock jokes, dad jokes, mom jokes, and kids jokes. Also includes jokes about food, animals, and short riddles.
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Fun Family Jokes - Harry Snapfresh
Chapter One - Knock Knock Jokes
You do know that whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Your wrong, Car go beep, beep!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who? Robin you—hand over the cash!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo-hoo!
No need to get so excited; it’s just a joke!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita?
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey comb.
Honey comb who?
Honey, comb your hair!!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell that's why I knocked.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I
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