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    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
    Ebook26 pages18 minutes

    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator

    By Em Hook

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    Need a good clean joke? How about a fun tour of dad jokes? This book is sure to make you see a doctor because it's about to leave you in stitches! This book is full of puns, one-liners and the ever groaning, eye-rolling laughter of a dad joke!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 21, 2022
    ISBN9781387462780
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator

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