Oxford 1020+ Dad Jokes: The Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Gift for All Ages | Overflowing with Family-Friendly Laughter, Belly Laughs.... and Clean Dad Jokes | Jokes for Dad | Book of Dad

By The Oxford Review

**Dad Jokes: Laughing Not Guaranteed**

Have you heard the one about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Or what about the energizer bunny who was arrested and charged with battery? Groan no more with this cornucopia of comedic calamities known as dad jokes! This book co

• Language: English
• Publisher: The Oxford Review
• Release date: Feb 5, 2024
• ISBN: 9789988936396

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Puns

A play on words, such as I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

A: He made a mint!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to    put down!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

A: I’m still working on it.

I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?

A:  An impasta.

I'm no cheetah, you’re lion!

I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.

Q: Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?

A: I was heels over head!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A:  Because it was framed.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

A:  It was in tents.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.

I broke my finger last week, but on the other hand, I'm okay.

When I lose my voice, I get really disoriented.

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?

A: They'd crack each other up.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

Q:Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

A: It’s okay, he woke up.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

A: He won the 'no-bell' prize.

The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Q: Want to hear a joke about construction?

A: I’m still working on it.

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

A:  He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Q:What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

Q: Why couldn't the