The internet of NEED

I’ve never been much of a fan of shopping unless it’s in foreign supermarkets, which is actually more snooping than shopping. I’ve found some pretty excellent things in those supermarkets over the years: a snake in a bottle of wine, sweet-potato-flavoured Kit Kat, powdered ice cream, Bimbo bread and pork penis kebabs.

I love the shoppers too: just going about their daily lives, moseying down the aisles looking