Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 5-7 Years Old: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun

By Mary Miler

Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian?

Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you'll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way.

The jokes in this book aren't just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved.

That's right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids is perfect for:

• Children (and adults) who love to have a good laugh
• Hours of fun for the whole family
• Keeping kids engaged and entertained when you most need it
• Making those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way
• Any time you want to laugh and have fun with the special kids in your life
• Interacting with children when you can't play outside!
• Early readers to practice word recognition and to encourage them to read
• Reluctant readers to encourage them to read more
• Children to improve their memory and creativity
• Cheering you up with funny and clean jokes after a hard day

We have everything:

• Jokes about food, because what's funnier than food?
• Jokes about animals, which isn't difficult seeing as they're pretty funny on their own.
• Even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it's easy to make jokes about them.
• Bonus Q&A jokes and riddles included!

Let's go knock on some doors!

Get this book and join in the fun with the children in your life!

There's nothing like laughter to bring you together and help make memories!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mary Miler
• Release date: Mar 11, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393325505

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Knock Knock Jokes

For Kids 5-7 Years Old

Squeaky-Clean Family Fun

by Mary Miler

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Table Of Contents

Introduction

Chapter One: Why is There a Banana Knocking on the Door?

Chapter Two: Can Animal’s Knock on Doors?

Chapter Three: What’s in a Name but a Joke!

Chapter Four: All the Places That will Come to Your Door.

Chapter Five: If a Dirty Dish Knocked on Your Door, Would You Wash it?

Chapter Six: Is it a Thing? Is it a Name? Is it a Place? Whatever it is, it’s Funny.

Chapter Seven: It’s a Joke but it Doesn’t Come With a Door.

Introduction

Hello there! Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes. Everyone likes a good joke, but no one likes any joke more than a knock-knock joke.

We have everything! Jokes about food, because what’s funnier than food? We also have jokes about animals, which isn’t difficult seeing as they’re pretty funny on their own. There are even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it’s easy to make jokes about them.

Now before you get started, I won’t say, I hope you enjoy yourself, because I know that you will. Let’s go knock on some doors!

Chapter One: Why is There a Banana Knocking on the Door?

Did you know that knock-knock jokes have been popular for a very long time? Knock-knock jokes are not only older than you or me but they’re older than your

Reviews for Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 5-7 Years Old

[Narvydas · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Well, this book is a fantastic collection of knock-knock jokes. I must say that reading them one after another reminds me of my puppy’s insistence on playing fetch all day long. When I hand this to my youngest, I might do it one at a time.
Seriously, your little ones will love this book. Make sure you hang onto it so you can give it to their children when the time comes. What goes around comes around. This Is A Must-Have Collection!