Sensible Nonsense.. Frank's Comic Pack: Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul

Sensible nonsense is the first of its kind in the comic industry. it is an over 500 pages ebook containing jaw breaking yet sensible jokes. You can never get bored reading this. Go on read on and pick up the senses where the nonsense ends. Promise.. "you had be wowed to discover you do some nonsense stuffs more than three times daily".

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Sep 17, 2014
• ISBN: 9781483538969

Book preview

Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.

What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!

Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at it.

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.Of course. What's your phone number ?

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.

When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?

My boyfriend thinks I'm beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !

I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.You don't want justice - you want mercy !

Your ugly.And you're drunk.Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity it's not on her head.

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ?She was pretty ugly

Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ?Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!

Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !

Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.

What criminal doesn't take baths?A dirty crook.

Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.

What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

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What happened when the barman died?The police held an inn-quest

How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?

Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything

Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Ever hear the expression hard drinker ? Never made much senseto me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.

Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?

Sign seen in a bar: Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Knock KnockWho's there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

How does a baby ghost cry?Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can't carry the mother.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can't dress themselves.

Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Knock KnockWho's there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?You have a lot of appeal.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?Center, make that request on the next frequency....

Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!

Little boy to airline pilot: You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting. Pilot: Not if I do it right.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said Hi Jack.He shot me.

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

Tower: What's your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !

From a Southwest Airlines employee: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft...

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they're crab apples !

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What kind of apple isn't an apple?A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?You've got some crust.

What is the left side of an apple?The part that you don't eat.

What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant

Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?An ant's mouth !

Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

What's an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of