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    Terry's Joke Collection Volume Five: Lawyer to Medical Jokes
    Terry's Joke Collection Volume Five: Lawyer to Medical Jokes
    Terry's Joke Collection Volume Five: Lawyer to Medical Jokes
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    Terry's Joke Collection Volume Five: Lawyer to Medical Jokes

    By Terry Eade

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    This is the fifth of nine volumes of the Terry's Joke Collection series. The three chapters in this volume include: (1) Lawyer & Courtroom Jokes, (2) Marriage & Relationship Jokes, and (3) Medical & Hospital Jokes.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTerry Eade
    Release dateFeb 1, 2017
    ISBN9781370389643
    Terry's Joke Collection Volume Five: Lawyer to Medical Jokes
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    Terry Eade

    Dr. Eade has a BA in economics from Central Washington University, an MBA in business administration from the University of Utah, and a PhD in higher education econometrics from the University of Washington. His professional career has included being an Air Force Squadron Commander, a Chief Fiscal Officer, a college Vice President, and the Commandant of a leadership academy. He has taught college classes in both management and finance. As a management consultant he trained managers and was a keynote speaker at various conventions. Dr. Eade is also an experienced poker player, a snowbird, a golfer, a motorcycle rider, and an author.

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