MEN behaving SADLY

Does your husband wake up every weekday morning, lean across and kiss you hello before leaping out of bed joyfully, only to return 10 minutes later with a lovely breakfast and an unbridled enthusiasm for the working day that lies ahead? Well, read no further. I’m really happy for you both – yuk – but I’m afraid this feature is not for you.

This is for everyone else. This is for all those women who find themselves living with an increasingly grumpy, monosyllabic, middle-aged man. A man who heads off to work like an old dog heads off to the vet. This is for my wife.

There wasn’t an exact moment when I stopped being young and carefree, and became an old git instead. I didn’t resign spectacularly