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Useless Crap From Around the House: The Sullivan Family Garage Sale
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Comedy writer Danno Sullivan has LOTS of useless crap--and now it's for sale!
The compendium of very funny for-sale adverts means you may finally be able to buy things like:
- Gluten-free gluten.
- Archaic measurements
- Boring speaker presentation kit
- Big Book of Presidential Knock-Knock Jokes
- Constant ongoing banging sound with echo
- Faulty palindrome
- Rare recording of Abraham Lincoln's voice
Over 200 useless items, complete with comic descriptions and fake prices.
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