Hood Uubbeerr Da Comedy Movie Ebook: 1

By dorian welch

Funny humorious comedy.  That everybody can relate too and obtain a laugh. guaranteed.

• Language: English
• Publisher: dorian welch
• Release date: Oct 4, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393887263

Book preview

Scene 1

Hey, what's up, man? Where you at? This hood uber man, I'm trying to bring your food, man. What's up? Where you at? I’m out back. All right cool, I'm on my way. Hey, how's it going, buddy? I got your order here. How is everything going? I see you out here doing a little fishing. You got my shrimp? Yeah, I got your shrimp baby, here you go right here. Your shrimp, there you go. I'm feeding this to the alligators. Alligators? Yeah. See, I don't mess with the wildlife. I see you fishing. Wow, how many times do you come out here to fish? I don't really fish, you know, I'm a fisherman, but I don't fish the fish I'm the fisherman of men. Really? Yeah. Now how you do that fish  men? That's something new to me. I'm a minister I go out on the streets and  highway. Man you ain't no minister, man. You don't even talk or look like a minister. Hey, watch your damn mouth, son. See that's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying, why you gotta be all aggressive man? There used to be a time I would have bust a cap in your ass. See I didn't come for all of that, I just came to deliver your food, and all that. Wait, wait and you drinking? Hey didn't Jesus make wine for the party? Yeah, but. Don't the Catholic drink wine? Yeah, but. Well I'm a brother, I drink beer, I don't drink wine, I drink beer. But you know what it is? What's that? God says that he makes you dominant over everything on this earth. This is when you let it dominate you, when it becomes a problem my brother. Oh really? Wow. Okay  I’m about to look that up, what part of the bible is that in? Come on, brother. I ain't got my Bible with me, that's why I don't take my Bible, cause I'm not going to be pulling scriptures. Okay. Alright man, all right all right. But anyway, so how much I owe you? Hey look, as a matter of fact hold up. I got something for you, brother. Why don't you get some of these books right here. Oh wait a minute. Wait, wait. I bring you food, but you wanna try to hustle me and sell me some books. I ain't trying to hustle you, This is my book brother. I wrote this. That ain't your book you didn't write that. That ain't even you man. Talking about this homeless guy right here, that was homeless for four years on the streets, of California LA, yeah, that's me son, don't that look like me? No man. That don't look like you. man look he got a black hoodie man. It could be that dude That shot that little kid the other day. But look see i got the shirt on, don't you see the shirt that I got on right there? That ain't you. But that's the same shirt. I could find a shirt, take a picture of it and go back in time and say, I look like that too. That ain't you man. So you really saying, okay, let me ask you this. Alright, alright, alright. If I can prove to you, this is me. Will you buy this book from me? I sure will, I sure will. I sure will. Matter of fact hood uber will pay for it. And then wait a minute, check this out. I got another book, Revolving door blacks in America. Don't that look like me? No, that ain't you man. Look