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    Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
    Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
    Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
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    Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

    By Donald Rump

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    Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

    His witch of a wife Helga doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and certainly doesn't polish yours truly.

    Gagnabbit!

    So what's a man to do? Get revenge, that's what!

    And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

    Approximately 1,200 words.

    WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateMay 8, 2016
    ISBN9781533737649
    Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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