Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks Is A Bad Idea

By Donald Rump

You found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you. 

But aren't you forgetting something? 

You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky to have her. Or so you think… 

This short volume will help demystify the impact of a high maintenance hottie and encourage you to resist the urge to go into debt just to appease her. 

Approximately 7,000 words. 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Donald Rump
• Release date: Apr 16, 2016
• ISBN: 9781624545382

Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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© 2014 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Konrad Bak (#14330217). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

First Edition (v1.1)

Published on August 25, 2014

Last updated on June 19, 2018

ISBN-13: 9781624545382

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Dedication

Introduction

Reason #1: You’re a cheap bastard!

Reason #2: You’re a cheap bastard, remember?

Reason #3: Hot chicks demand all of your free time

Reason #4: Hot chicks expect more, do less

Reason #5: Hot chicks will convince you to get rid of the crap you like

Conclusion

Bonus

About the Author

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Thank You!

This book is dedicated to all those guys who are still trying