Have you ever been afraid of destroying your date’s leather seats with your orgasms? Baker, Chocolatier and Bawdy team member Crystal Crowe is so nervous about her first date with Hans Christian; will she talk too much? Is she what he expects, or will he reject her? Yet it’s going so well; the conversation never falters and they share entrees - and pecan pie! - at her favorite restaurant for hours. Soon things get hot and heavy and and she’s worried that she’s gonna soak his muscle car’s beautiful interior. Wait: if we’re both such Nature Lovers, let’s have messy sex outdoors! She can relax and have a view of the Bay, and he’s got a view of…well, isn’t that obvious by the name of this episode?! #Squirter #Insecure #PublicSex #Nature #SexOutdoors #Relax   Song: ‘Sweetest Pie’ (Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa)   About our Storyteller:   Crystal Crowe is a Baker/Chef who makes amazing desserts, and by night she’s a kinky opportunist. Crystal is also Dixie De La Tour's girl—you can find her running the VIP for Bawdy Storytelling and behind the scenes of all things Bawdy. Dixie says ‘Crystal is the hardest working person I’ve ever met’, and she’s been helping to keep Bawdy going for over 10 years now. When she is not cooking or telling stories (she’s won Best of Bawdy TWICE!), she loves outdoor adventures, especially backpacking in Yosemite. If you're lucky enough find her when she's free, she's kinky, fun, and available.   Ask: Crystal Crowe is sick with COVID right now, and that means she can’t return to work for at least another 10 days. She fell behind financially while she was unemployed, so any $ you can send her way is greatly appreciated.   Venmo @Crystal-Crowe-8 Paypal @CrystalCrowe  CashApp $1CrystalCrowe Episode links: Dixie’s Sex and Storytelling Workshop: My new workshop’s start was delayed by my broken foot/borked ankle and COVID exposure - but that means you can still sign up to join us!   ’How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling’ now starts on Tuesday, February 7th. Have you always wanted to share your own stories of Sex, Kink and Gender, but had no idea how to share them in a fun, engaging way that feels good? Want to learn about consent, gender representation and other special Bawdy subject matter? This is a 6 week Storytelling course that gives you my unique storytelling system AND helps you find the sexy details that bring your story to life. Work with me and a small group of sex-positive students to find, craft and tell your own stories in a fun, open-minded environment.    Check out this video for more details #BlooperReel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-YhdAgyVmw   The workshop includes 2 levels to choose from: The ‘Everything But’ Level for the curious but shy, and the ‘All the Way' level, which includes private coaching sessions with me, a final performance and a video of your story to share. This is the first time I’m offering this highly anticipated Sex and Storytelling course, and I’d love for you to be part of it.   And to get you there, I’m throwing in 2 new red hot bonuses: My new ‘9 Ways to find your Sexiest Stories’ Guide, and The video replay of my new ‘Storytelling to Get the Sex* You Want’ workshop   PLUS: Get $50 off your registration with the promo code ‘GAMECHANGER'   Register right now at https://tinyurl.com/HowToBeBawdy   Bloom:  BLOOM is an intimate audio platform that can help you take your pleasure to new heights.  At BLOOM, you can nourish your deepest desires with plot-based audio erotica, dirty talk stories, guided masturbation sessions and more. And BLOOM isn’t just for solo pleasure - their guided sex episodes and affirmations can help you connect with your partner(s) on a deeper level. Understanding your desires and indulging in pleasure has never been easier or more accessible, because now, there’s Bloom. Get up to 50% off a BLOOM subscription at www.bloomstories.com using the code “BAWDY” at checkout. Like a Kitten:  As the holidays approach, are you