Do you ever wonder if Black people go to Burning Man? Pansexual Polyamorous Poet & Woman of Color Sylvia Blalock is looking for love - but how can she be with someone who won’t let her fist them? After getting stood up for the Black and White ball due to her date’s baby mama drama, she sells his ticket and buys herself one for Burning Man - and quickly meets Mr Sparkleteeth and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, a queer POC couple who want nothing more than to make all her dusty, dirty dreams come true. Remember: When life gives you lemons, make cocktails and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #DaddyImHome #Queer #POC #Pansexual #FistingTip   Song: ‘Dem Cakes Tho’ (Todrick Hall) About the Storyteller:   Sylvia L. Blalock is a  San Francisco native is the author of Uprising, a book of poetry, and is the owner/founder of Queendom Network LLC. She’s presented at the UC Berkeley Empowering Womxn of Color Conference, as well as hosting Voices That Carry, a poetry event as part of National Poetry Month.   She’s on Instagram @sylvia.blalock   Episode links:   Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams.  And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie   Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.   Bawdy’s LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens mere hours after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live /in person in San Francisco, or on the livestream?    Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF   EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating’ is close to selling out, and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.   Register for ‘How to be Fascinting: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds   Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true