Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you’ve ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody’s simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson in no time. Are your knees sticky yet? #SubtletyIsForStraightPeople   About the Storyteller:   Woody Shticks is a comic stripper (comic, and stripper, usually at the same time) based in New Orleans. Follow on Instagram (mild), Twitter (spicy), or TikTok (ridiculous) @woodyshticks, or get into WoodyShticks.com!   Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life? Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com   Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy & more VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022   Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com Cas