Have you ever caught someone staring straight at your naked junk - and not been insulted? Professional storyteller Michael D. McCarty dials his wayback machine to 1983, when he and a female coworker explore Plato’s Retreat, the notorious New York sex club known for its disco dance floor, huge swimming pool and celebrity ‘opportunities’. Will he make it past the guards outside Madonna’s private room? Cause he’s heard they have to ‘size you up’ first. (Michael is one of the most enthusiastic storytellers you’ll ever get to hear, so enjoy) #MeatNGreet #Bionic #FootFreak   Song: ‘Freak Flag’ (The Mummies)   About the Storyteller:   Michael D. McCarty is a Professional Storyteller and Latter Day GRIOT. He teaches and tells stories around the country and all over the world. He specializes in stories of African and Afro-American history, in telling multi-cultural stories and in personal stories from his own life. Since 2014, he’s been working in California prisons as part of the Arts In Corrections project. He offers a variety of workshops utilizing the art of storytelling. Connect with Michael at https://www.instagram.com/agriot/   Episode links:   WORKSHOP: I’ll be teaching my new 2 hour workshop ‘Storytelling to get the Sex you Want’ on Saturday, December 3rd (11 AM - 1 PM PST). Podcast lovers can learn how to turn a personal story into a proven way to connect on dating sites, to break the ice, engage with new people (and it’s a fun activity for friends to do together). The workshop is only $29, so spread the word!  Tickets are at https://STGTSYW.eventbrite.com   Like a Kitten:  As the holidays approach, are you looking for a thoughtful gift for your partner or friend that will skyrocket their sex life? Look no further than Like A Kitten; Like A Kitten offers 24 creatively-themed boxes for any occasion that will encourage you to play in ways that you never imagined before. Right now, Like A Kitten is offering Bawdy Storytelling’s listeners 15% off! Just go to https://likeakitten.com/dixie OR enter code DIXIE at checkout.      Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at https://uberlube.com/   Patreon: As a Bawdy Patreon member, your support for Bawdy’s important work can help to ensure that it continues and that we don’t go away, too. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive rewards when you join. Please consider becoming a Patreon member. I need your support, now more than ever. Join the Club now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every little bit helps, and it’s easy. Our donation links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got experience and can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with yo