Have you ever been to the Strap-On-A-Thon at Burning Man? Seattle Storyteller Mia Toroh wants nothing more than to attend Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls’ signature lesbian orgy. Spying the Tinkerbell/Sinead O’Connor lookalike of her dreams, they enter the BeaverDome together, dive into the bucket of dildoes, locate real estate on the floor, make a busty new friend, & listen in on a math problem gangbang. Then oh no, she’s lost contestant #103! But don’t worry, this story has a human pony-delivered happy ending #Tantric #ThreeWayOrgasm #DefaultWorld   Song: ‘Kielbasa’ (Tenacious D) Episode links:   Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.  Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!   Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.   JUST ANNOUNCED: Mollena Williams-Haas is flying in to tell a story at our 15th Anniversary show, LIVE!  Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show is on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique, there are no repeats) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco, and Full Evening Wristband option means you can attend BOTH shows. Plus you can also order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more. Tickets at Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late   STORY COACHING: Want to work with Dixie on your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.   It’s the Last week of our Patreon Special Offer! Want Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? The SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters ends in 2 weeks! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive:    • A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays • Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers • Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community  • A personal piece of custom art from Dixie All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to: Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s