Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other’s wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn’t it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy   Song: ‘Let’s fall in love for the night’ (Finneas) About the Storyteller:   April Kidwell is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the 1995 erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco’s Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya’s High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don’t Nomi. She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans.   Learn more about April at www.aprilkidwell.com.   Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.  Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!   What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ show after the San Francisco Pride Parade! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more.  Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at  https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF   Early Bird for ‘How to be Fascinating’ has been extended till this Sunday, June 19th: My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the hea