Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets  #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake   Song: ‘The Manual Says’ (Rachel Lark) About the Storyteller:   Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical, Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark’s storytelling debut.    To learn more about Rachel Lark, check out patreon.com/rachellark And www.rachellark.com   Episode links:   Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription.   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at  https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint (Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve) P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3   After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!   Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Not a fan of Patreon?  Want to support Bawdy in another way?  Below are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your o