Can a Viking teach you to have fun when you’re bleeding? Infamous storyteller Mollena Lee Williams-Haas goes on on a pervert tour of Europe, spontaneously deciding to accept an invite from a fan in Oslo. They both know this evening will end up in sex - but when she tries to explain that her period has arrived unexpectedly, he shows her a new appreciation for that time of the month. No wonder these folks conquered the fucking planet! #Celebrate #Menstruation #KnowYourNegro #Sober   Song: ‘Warm, Bloody and Tender’ (Rachel Lark) Watch the official music video (Dixie’s in it!) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGx4OLuE_xU About the Storyteller:   Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas:  [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas. Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly.    Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ or on her podcast 'All that and Mo’ (available wherever you listen to podcasts).   Episode links:   Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at https://www.everlywell.com/dixie   Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.   Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life? Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com   Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022   Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name