Have you always wanted to be the Best in the World at Sex? Growing up with parents who expected her to compete in the Olympics, Alice in Bondageland was forced to compete in archery, synchronized swimming, pole-vaulting, & ice skating - but her greatest ambition was to win a gold medal in BDSM. And when she wins big at the Bondage Awards, it’s imperative that she tell her parents she’s finally a Winner. But how can she keep them from looking her up on the Internet when her website’s URL is right there on the front of the trophy? #FemDom #BondageOlympics #WeirdoAward #RussianNestingDoll #Ambition   Song: ‘Hall of Fame’ (The Script)   About the Storyteller: Mistress AliceInBondageLand is on a mission to put a sense of FUN back into FemDom - in the lifestyle and in her media!   Turned off by bored performers and contrived scenarios in 1990's commercial videos, AliceInBondageLand set out to document friends and lovers who played hard but were not afraid to laugh in the middle of an intense BDSM scene.   She's been on a winning streak ever since and wants to bring acceptance with her to the top! Voted "most likely to be Bettie Page" in high school, awarded Ms Santa Clara County Leather and winner of Best Bondage Website via the Bondage Awards, she is on a 23 year romp through fetish scenes, kinky art "Happenings", sex-positive education and movie mischief with 500 videos and counting.   Come join her two monthly Crossdressing Club meetings in San Francisco or online via Zoom if you're ready to explore your gender in a healthy, open and flexible way. Her kinky propaganda goals are to educate, empower and inspire! Her award-winning website is at http://aliceinbondageland.com/   Episode links:   SAN FRANCISCO: ‘Pornucopia: Stories of Abundance and Gratitude’  - our last live Bawdy until February 2023 - will be on Friday, November 18th. Let’s come together to celebrate all the good we have in our lives. It’s at the Verdi Club in San Francisco, or you can tune in to the Livestream, from wherever you are. Storytellers include I Heart Radio’s Lila Donnolo, The Bonkers Brit Claire Hennessy, Cabaret Sensation & Bawdy Podcast favorite Alotta Boutté, Bawdy’s notorious singing sidekick Jefferson Bergey, and more.  Tickets for the live show and the livestream at  https://BawdyPAGratitude.eventbrite.com Uberlube:    WORKSHOP: ‘Storytelling to get the Sex you Want’ is a brand new workshop I’ll be teaching for the first time on Saturday, December 3rd (11 AM - 1 PM PST). If you love podcasts like Bawdy, join me as I show you how your story can help you engage with new people and break the ice. The workshop is only $29 and it’s more fun with friends, so spread the word!  Tickets are at https://STGTSYW.eventbrite.com   Patreon: Live shows attendance has been really hit and miss lately due to COVID fears, and as we get close to the new year, I’m having a hard time figuring out where to focus my energy. As I face this new post-Lockdown frontier, do I buy new equipment for online shows? Do I agree to the exorbitant venue rate increases I’m being quoted, and focus on live shows? There’s so safety net for Performers, and so many shows are calling it quits in 2023. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your support for Bawdy’s important work can help to ensure that it continues and that we don’t go away, too. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level and our ad-free podcast episodes) Please consider becoming a Patreon member. I need your support, now more than ever. Join the Club now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every little bit helps, and it’s easy. Our donation links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig dee