YOU’RE A MAN OF GREAT DEPTH AND SUBSTANCE—NO ONE is questioning that. You have a preferred brand of gin; you know who Ban Ki-moon is. You’d never say “hone in on” because you know that the phrase is “home in on.” But do us a favor.
Put down this magazine, take your left hand, and touch the pads of your fingers to Now take your right index finger and use it to point at the hole formed by your left hand. Next, repeatedly bring it into and out of that hole in as crude an approximation of a penis entering and exiting a vagina as you can manage.
