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    The Hairiest Butt
    The Hairiest Butt
    The Hairiest Butt
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    The Hairiest Butt

    By Donald Rump

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    The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results.

    Approximately 1,600 words.

    WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateMay 5, 2019
    ISBN9781386438915
    The Hairiest Butt
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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