The Would Be Asstronaut

By Donald Rump

Hank Larmspitz has a plan.

Well, sort of.

He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.

Exactly what does he have in mind?

Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out. "Don't you think your theory is a bit…oh, I don't know...implausible?"

"Watch close and you might learn something." Hank cracked his knuckles and pulled out a helping of his favorite brand.

Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Donald Rump
• Release date: Jun 18, 2015
• ISBN: 9781513025643

Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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