Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay

By Donald Rump

Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it's only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.

Approximately 1,600 words.

DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn't contain many actual farts.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Donald Rump
• Release date: Jul 2, 2016
• ISBN: 9781533731371

Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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