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    Fart Lover Supreme
    Fart Lover Supreme
    Fart Lover Supreme
    Ebook31 pages15 minutes

    Fart Lover Supreme

    By Donald Rump

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    Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time.

    Approximately 2,800 words.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateJan 24, 2020
    ISBN9781393361800
    Fart Lover Supreme
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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