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    Marriage Stinks
    Marriage Stinks
    Marriage Stinks
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    Marriage Stinks

    By Donald Rump

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    Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart?

    "Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists.

    "Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles.

    Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateNov 9, 2013
    ISBN9781624544934
    Marriage Stinks
    Author

    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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      Marriage Stinks - Donald Rump

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      © 2013 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

      E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

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