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    Till Death Do Us Fart
    Till Death Do Us Fart
    Till Death Do Us Fart
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    Till Death Do Us Fart

    By Donald Rump

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    Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. "So you're leaving me for a fart???" Helen exclaimed. 

    For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateApr 1, 2016
    ISBN9781624545184
    Till Death Do Us Fart
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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      Till Death Do Us Fart - Donald Rump

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      This is a work of fiction.

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