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    Floofed at 40,000 Feet: Finding Floofy, #2
    Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1
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    Finding Floofy Series

    By Donald Rump

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    About this series

    It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death.

    What exactly has gotten into them?

    The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.

    Approximately 3,200 words.

    Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateJun 25, 2015
    Floofed at 40,000 Feet: Finding Floofy, #2
    Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1

    Titles in the series (2)

    • 1

      Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1
      Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1

      Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1

      Donald Rump
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      When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you my darling Floofy, even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,400 words in all.

      When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you my darling Floofy, even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,400 words in all.

    • 2

      Floofed at 40,000 Feet: Finding Floofy, #2
      Floofed at 40,000 Feet: Finding Floofy, #2

      Floofed at 40,000 Feet: Finding Floofy, #2

      Donald Rump
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      It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka. Approximately 3,200 words. Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.

      It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka. Approximately 3,200 words. Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.

    Author

    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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