Bottling Farts, Inc. Series

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial novel, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disrespected is the fourth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?  AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .  By his letter he is known.  W.  W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!  WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?  Or is mankind totally f**ked?  Defiled is the second episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?  AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .  By his letter he is known.  W.  W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!  WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?  Or is mankind totally f**ked?  Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?  AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .  By his letter he is known.  W.  W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!  WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?  Or is mankind totally f**ked?  Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?  AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .  By his letter he is known.  W.  W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!  WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?  Or is mankind totally f**ked?  Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?  AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .  By his letter he is known.  W.  W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!  WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?  Or is mankind totally f**ked?  Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disempowered is the eighth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"   Approximately 2,200 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disillusioned is the ninth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Season One includes all nine episodes of Bottling Farts, Inc. plus the original short story that kicked off the series. Approximately 35,000 words in all.