Weekend Getaway
By Donald Rump
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When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 5,200 words.
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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Weekend Getaway - Donald Rump
Weekend Getaway
Donald Rump
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Finding Floofy
Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks is a Bad Idea
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2
Gastrointestinal Blues
Going Dutch (English, Spanish)
Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish)
The $500 Question
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Weekend Getaway
© 2015 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Askold Romanov (#53323761). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.
First Edition (v1.2)
Published on January 06, 2015
Last modified on April 26, 2015
ISBN-13: 9781513075785
Table of Contents
Title Page
Books by Donald Rump
Copyright
Opening Quote
Weekend Getaway
About the Author
More Crazy Books
Thank You!
Life stinks,
and then you get married.
Marriage stinks,
and then you get divorced.
Alimony stinks,
and then your children hate you,
and stick you in an old folks home.
Eating through a straw
and shitting in your drawers stinks,
and then your nurse gives you the wrong treatment,
giving you explosive diarrhea,
and launching you to the moon.
In the end, it all