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    Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
    Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
    Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
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    Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes

    By J.A. Kazimer

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    Welcome to Sin City.

    Liars, cheaters and thieves fill the pages of this twisted short story collection. And let's not forget the dead hooker, beautiful tattooed lady, and a vibrator named after our 43rd president.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJ.A. Kazimer
    Release dateDec 5, 2010
    ISBN9781465967701
    Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
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    J.A. Kazimer

    J.A. (Julie) Kazimer lives in Denver, CO. When she isn't looking for a place to hide the bodies, she spends her time with a pup named Killer. Other hobbies include murdering houseplants. She spent a few years as a bartender and then wasted another few years stalking people while working as a private investigator before transitioning to the moniker of WRITER. Visit her website at jakazimer.com. Connect with her on Twitter and Facebook.

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