Captive Audience
By Donald Rump
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Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts.
What could possibly go wrong?
Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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