BACK in February, Conservative MP PAUL SCULLY ruffled more than a few Liberal Elite feathers by referring to various culturally diverse districts in Britain as ‘no-go areas’.
The member for Sutton and Cheam was rabidly set upon by the snowflake Loony Left, who descended from their Ivory Towers and Westminster Bubbles to whinge and whine about his comments being “offensive”, “ill-conceived” or “thick as pigshit”. Scully promptly apologised, briefly satiating the virtue signallers’ unquenchable thirst for common-sense-thinking blood.
But was the balding politician actually WRONG to make his statement? Has multiculturalism in fact turned Britain’s once-green-and-pleasant hills into a post-apocalyptic wasteland where decent men fear to tread? It’s an incredibly complex and delicate socio-political question to which there is no simple answer.
But the simple answer is YES, it has.
We sent award-winning definitely-not-racist Viz reporter MAHATMA MACAROON out into some of the UK’s most culturally diverse areas to see if a heterosexual white male would still be welcomed in his own country and allowed to go about his business as he pleased. And what he discovered will leave every also-definitely-not-racist reader SICKENED, SADDENED and SHOCKENED to their very core.
Come with us now as we venture deep into the heart of the most dangerous place on Planet Earth… NO-GO BRITAIN!
NO-GO BRITISH AREA 1: TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON
ALONG with Birmingham’s Sparkhill district, the East London borough of Tower Hamlets was one of the places listed by MP Paul Scully as a ‘no-go area’ earlier this year. A quick glance at the neighbourhood’s Wikipedia page tells me that it boasts a large Bangladeshi and Muslim population, and I want to see if I – as a member of easily the most oppressed minority in ‘Woke Britain’ – a straight white man – will still be made to feel welcome here.
Spoiler alert: Don’t fucking count on it!
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