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    FLYING HIGH!

    Apr 11, 2024 2 minutes

    A NOTTINGHAM man is celebrating tonight after saving £57 by wearing 27 pairs of trousers at the same time. 72-year-old Frank Bramblebee had booked a two week holiday in Lanzarote with his wife Edna, but refused to pay the extra money to take a cabin bag on the four-and-a-half hour flight.

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