RESEARCH at the CERN laboratories into finding the elusive Higgs boson – the fundamental sub-atomic particle that could hold the key to the origin of the universe – was halted yesterday after a man from Middlesbrough blocked the bogs.
Phil Tinker, 52, had been on a day trip to the particle physics establishment outside Geneva when he produced a bowel movement so large that the toilets, and Large Hadron Collider
