Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled: Bottling Farts, Inc., #2
By Donald Rump
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THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!
WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?
Or is mankind totally f**ked?
Defiled is the second episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2 - Donald Rump
Bottling Farts, Inc.
Episode 2: Defiled
Donald Rump
Also by Donald Rump
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Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
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Bottling Farts, Inc. Season 1 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Captive Audience
Crazy Authors Volume 1
Finding Floofy (English, Spanish)
Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks is a Bad Idea
Floofed at 40,000 Feet
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 (English, Spanish)
Gastrointestinal Blues
Going Dutch (English, Spanish)
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish, Dutch)
The $500 Question (English, Spanish)
The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)
The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)
Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)
Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)
© 2014 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Valentyn Pidburtnyi (#40453309). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.
First Edition (v1.0)
Published on September 29, 2014
Last updated on October 25, 2017
ISBN-13: 9781624545443
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Also by Donald Rump
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Dedication
In Our Last Episode...
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