Bottling Farts: Bottling Farts, Inc.
By Donald Rump
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Could the greatest power…
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness…
…be obtained by bottling farts???
"Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"
Approximately 2,200 words.
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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