You Both: Vampire Assassin League

By Jackie Ivie

ICELANDIC VIKING SCOURGE

Athlerod and Ethelstone are big.  Brawny.  Brutal.  Identical twins, bred during the Viking era of Iceland, they’ve always done things together.  Fighting.  Raiding.  Pillaging.  Plundering.  They were dealing death even before vampirism changed them.  Together, they are an unstoppable force.  But then, a mate shows up.

For just one of them…      

STORY OF A LIFETIME

Stephanie Bowker likes exposing the truth.  She’s a hardline reporter with very little conscience.  If there’s a story, and it’s edgy, she’ll get to the truth.  She excels at disclosing deepest fears.  Darkest secrets.  But then her editor gives her a story on a hidden cadre of killers.  Assassins who just happen to also be vampires?      

She’s supposed to take this seriously?  And investigate?  

FIRE AMID THE ICE

Her phone call leads to unbelievable consequences.  She’s on her way to Iceland in a really nice private jet.  Accompanied by two identical gorgeous guys who resemble Norse gods.  All they seem to do is challenge each other.  Wrestle.  Fight…

But then something weird happens.  Things get intense.  They’re really trying to kill each other. 

Over her.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jackie Ivie
• Release date: Jan 8, 2016
• ISBN: 9781524221621

Book preview

CHAPTER ONE

The slightest touch of red light accompanied the incoming call. His personal line. Used with utmost discretion. Or emergencies. Akron didn’t hesitate. He swiveled in his chair and pressed the connect link. VAL headquarters, he answered.

Is this the Vampire Assassin League?

Who is asking please?

Stephanie. Stephanie Bowker.

You have one minute,-nine seconds, Miss Bowker.

Before what?

This conversation ends, as well as any tracing efforts.

But I have permission to use this number!

Really? Then I suggest you use it.

Are you Akron?

Possibly.

The leader?

You have fifty-five seconds left now.

I need to ask some questions, and you’re making it difficult.

Really? In that event, I suggest you ask them rather than waste valuable time.

Okay. Thanks. You’re a vampire, right?

Perhaps.

I’m really getting annoyed with you, Mr. Akron.

I am not the one who called, Miss Bowker. You now have forty-two seconds. Your next question?

All right. Let’s just assume – for my article – that you’re a vampire. And you run an organization of vampires, and they’re assassins, and they kill people and drink blood...

Thirty seconds.

I can’t do an interview like this!

An interview? I don’t recall agreeing to such a thing.

Let’s just say you did and get to the heart of the matter.

With pleasure. Hearts are my specialty. What do you wish to know? You do have twenty-two seconds left.

Why are vampires so...sexy? So dangerous, and intriguing? So fascinating? Why? Can you just answer that one question?

That one is easy, Miss Bowker.

Yes?

Vampires belong to a world the living cannot enter; a realm they can only glimpse; an existence they can only imagine.

Sum it up in one word. Can you do that?

You want one word? To describe us?

I’ve still got five seconds or so, don’t I?

Good-bye, Miss Bowker. And good luck. You should check your locks tonight. The one on your basement window is loose.

Akron pressed the disconnect button and watched his laptop screen as the call number was erased from existence. With it went the evidence stream of the call. He detested reporters. They were bull-headed. Stubborn. Illogical. Rude. Self-serving. He ranked them just below lawyers for sliminess.

The call was erased, trashed, and the receptacle was then emptied, while megabytes of data rewrote the space on the hard drive where it had just been. The moment that was finished, Akron looked over his screen and focused on the vestibule. Then he smiled and shook his head. Nigel Beethan, his terminally-teenaged, hand-picked second-in-command, was bent forward, whispering into his com-link.

As if Akron couldn’t hear every word.

But Nigel was newly mated. His lady-love was moments away. And that was eternally special. All-important. Love was a supreme power. It was the most potent force in the universe. It easily trumped pesky reporters. Akron cleared his throat. Nigel straightened, blew a kiss into the com-link before disengaging it, and swiveled his chair to face Akron.

Ah. Young love. It was heartwarming. And the sensation never got old.

Sir?

We appear to have a breach.

The kid was immediately alert and focused. We do?

I’m uncertain of the extent.

Really? Where?

A reporter just called me.

On your private line?

Exactly.

How did they bypass the switchboard?

Excellent questions. Requiring answers.

Nobody has your numbers except associates.

That is extremely bothersome. As is the portion of my information you appear to have missed.

The reporter part?

Precisely.

I heard it, but since security has been compromised, isn’t that the most important issue?

Yes and no. Reporters are notoriously stubborn individuals, Nigel. They consider prying and spying a primary right. They do not recognize boundaries, and have zero respect for private space. They do not recognize the basic rules of engagement in a civilized society. And they do not seem to have any comprehension of the word quit.

Nigel was silent for a moment. Sounds like you have experience.

You could say that.

I’ll get right on it. What line did he use?

I erased it already. And it was not a he.

Your reporter was a lady?

Possibly. I’ll reserve judgment, but she was definitely female.

I say we obliterate her. 4-D the place.

Akron sighed heavily. That response sounds a bit...severe, don’t you think? And it has entanglements. There is a price any time we engage humanity, Nigel. It’s like cracking open a window, when we should be sealing them.

She’d be pretty much sealed, Sir.

She could be working for someone. This might be an assignment. There could be partners involved. An information trail. If a reporter has the kind of incident that you described, that would tend to highlight their last assignment.

Got it. What do you suggest?

Well. The expected move would be to send one of our associates to engage her; one with a wealth of knowledge, lightning sharp intellect, and a rapier-quick tongue.

Hang on. Doing a search. It’s coming up with...Lizbeth. Okay. That’s a given. And then...Count Reynaldo Moreseni? Oh, no. No. Not him. I’m begging here. Wait. Here’s Thoran. Jean-Pierre. Another pirate. And Leonard Griggins? Len? The smart-ass? He has lightning sharp intellect?

Don’t look at me. I didn’t compile the data. I use my own instincts in times like these.

Okay. So...tell me. What’s the instinct saying?

We should send one of the twins.

Nigel stared at him, wide-eyed. Akron nearly laughed.

One of the Icelandic twins?

We have another set?

You’re joking. Right?

I am actually quite serious.

Sir, I really need to point out that when I think of wealth of knowledge, lightning sharp intellect, and rapier-quick tongue, neither Ethelstone nor Athlerod come to mind.

"Allow me to replay what I said. The expected move would be to send someone as you described. But, she is a reporter, Nigel. A woman. I can already tell she is sharp. She may like to match wits."

Yeah. So?

Why should we make anything enjoyable for her? Think of the frustration potential. Send one of the Icelanders. I think it will prove endlessly entertaining.

Why don’t we send both?

Complication possibilities. Together they are much too noticeable. And memorable. Not to mention, destructive. We need to ascertain her source, not engender police complaints.

Okay. Got it. Assigning a twin to...what city?

New York.

She’s that close?

Oh, yes.

Which one should I send?

Why don’t you pick?

Me?

You are my second-in-command, Nigel. I think you can handle this.

Fine. Ethelstone.

Are you certain he’s the right one?

Um. Okay. Athlerod.

Not Ethelstone?

Which one is correct?

Correct? Hmm. Odd word choice. Makes me wonder why you used it?

Come on, Sir. Give me a break here. Please?

You have psychic abilities, Nigel. Everyone does. I’m trying to get you to tap into them.

It’s not working, Sir.

Really? Let’s consider. Why did you select Ethelstone first? The name doesn’t roll off the tongue easily. It’s not the first alphabetically.

That’s the name that popped into my head.

Well...that just could be your psyche talking to you.

All right, Ethelstone it is. I’ll just call him up...

Use the com-link.

Can’t. They’re not here.

Really?

Nope. I told them to take their wrestling outside.

You did?

They knocked a support post loose in the great hall. I had to send a construction order.

Nigel. We are buried in the mountains of New York.

Yeah. I know.

The directive of ‘outside’ encompasses a very large territory. With a lot of humanity.

Oh. Crap. I’ll get Ethelstone on the line, ASAP, Sir.

Good plan. And I’ve changed my mind. Send him to the airstrip. He won’t need to fetch Miss Bowker. I’ll handle that task, myself.

~ ~ ~

I can hit the third fellow’s backpack as he leaves the subway tunnel. Athlerod swung his arm, ready to sling a pebble.

You? Ethelstone hooted with laughter. You cannot hit the broad side of a longhouse. And that’s when standing inside it.

Oh, yeah? Want to bet?

Maybe.

Ethelstone scooted to the roof edge, sending a flutter of snow sifting down from it. There were perched atop a hotel. Thirty-plus floors above the street level. It was a busy night in Manhattan. Neon