Finding Floofy: Finding Floofy, #1
By Donald Rump
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When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you my darling Floofy, even if it's the last thing I do!"
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,400 words in all.
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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Finding Floofy - Donald Rump
Finding Floofy
Donald Rump
Books by Donald Rump
20 Common Questions About Farts
Bottling Farts (English, Spanish, Italian)
Bottling Farts, Inc. (Episode 1, 2, 3)
Crazy Authors Volume 1
Finding Floofy
Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks is a Bad Idea
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)
Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2
Gastrointestinal Blues
Going Dutch (English, Spanish)
Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish)
The $500 Question
The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)
The Would Be Asstronaut
Till Death Do Us Fart
Weekend Getaway
© 2014 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.
Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.
Cover art © Larisa Koshkina and used in accordance with the public domain license found at the following page:
http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=31461&picture=bright-background-with-heart
First Edition (v1.1)
Published on January 26, 2014
Last modified on May 05, 2015
ISBN-13: 9781311350275
Table of Contents
Title Page
Books by Donald Rump
Copyright
Dedication
Finding Floofy
About the Author
More Crazy Books
Thank You!
For Floofy,
forever.
Finding Floofy
I still