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    Puck Aholic
    Puck Aholic
    Puck Aholic
    Audiobook6 hours

    Puck Aholic

    Written by Lili Valente

    Narrated by Lili Valente and Tyler Donne

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    I hate my new roommate. And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.

    Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.

    I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie -I fall for every single one of them.

    Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her....

    ***

    Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn't for his sister's stupid pet pig, Wanda, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.

    But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don't do relationships - or hockey players, or my brother's friends, for that matter - he's doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.

    And it's so incredible that I start to forget that I'm the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.

    But hey, it's not like I didn't warn him....

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSelf Taught Ninja
    Release dateJan 24, 2018
    ISBN9781094216683
    Puck Aholic

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    • 4/5
      The female chracter was so broken that she was al,ost irritating, gpod thing the male character made up for all of it it was so nice ❤️

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    • 1/5
      Couldn’t stand the heroine and stopped listening after the first few chapters

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    • 5/5
      Loved this book. Wanda made me laugh. I could actually see Chloe & Wanda.You will have to read the book to understand. So worth it
    • 4/5
      Better than expected, Not sure why but I wasn’t feeling Tanner from the other books thought it was going to be clueless jock with a heart of gold but it turns out there’s a more to Tanner, Diana was more flighty than other books suggested. Will say some of the girlfriend banter was very Gilmore Girl. Glimpses Brandon, Justin, Lauren & Chloe were super fun. Wanda the pig about stole show.