I got 99 problems

Let’s talk about sex

I have never been in a serious relationship and my whole family is convinced I’m secretly gay. I’d happily tell them if I were, but I’m content on my own. How can I make them understand? A. S., North Yorkshire

No problem here, that I can detect. Truly, I can't. ‘Sex,' as Woody Allen famously declared, ‘is nobody's business but the three people involved.' Your sexuality is your own affair. If ‘contentment', as you put it, is enough for you, all's hunky-dory. Perhaps it would be less of a nuisance to throw out the odd hint that you might gay? It will get your family off your back, as