The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life
Written by Dom Mazzetti
Narrated by Dom Mazzetti
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About this audiobook
From the muscle god who launched the YouTube channel Bro Science Life comes the only book that will teach you everything you need to know about getting swole.
For years, bros, meatheads, and gym rats around the world have posed pressing questions: What can you bench? Can I skip leg day? What goes in this protein shake? And importantly-do you even lift, bro? At long last, answers to these questions and more can be found in one handy volume--The Swoly Bible, written by the Internet's favorite gym expert/literary genius, Dom Mazzetti.
In it, Mazzetti lays out the truth about how to make gains in the gym and in your life, including:
- How to Get Hyped for a Lift
- The True Meaning of Meal Prep
- How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself
- The Best Tips for Taking a Post-Workout Selfie
- How to Get Your Girlfriend to Start Lifting
- Why Crossfitters Are the Worst
- And much more
Written in Dom's signature comedic voice, with illustrations throughout, The Swoly Bible is the perfect gift for anyone in your #fitfam.
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Reviews for The Swoly Bible
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This was surprisingly funny, though I think you'd need to be a meathead/serious lifter to appreciate much of the humor. If you fit that demographic, though, it's consistently laugh-out-loud hilarious. The author bio gives a good idea of the kind and quality of humor found throughout: "he's the kind of guy who would give you the shirt off his back, not because you needed his shirt, but just because he wanted to be shirtless". I'd highly recommend this to guys who've been lifting weights for a few years. Note that this book is far from politically correct. And that I don't care. It is satire, after all.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Its like Ali G meets Andrew Dice Clay meets every guy at the gym. He tells it like it is, for him anyway and it’s hilarious! It was all I could do not to leave 5 stars after reading the description. I didn’t even have to listen to the book. But I did. And I was right. It is like he has a diploma in this stuff, and by diploma I mean biceps.
He probably didn’t need to write a book, he could just have a picture of his biceps on the cover. Oh wait, there IS a picture of his biceps in the cover. Once again he over-delivers. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5it is a funny audiobook if you have not watched the videos which are overall better. Recommended for people who do not know Dom or have not seen his Chanel or you may feel ripped off.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I am seriously going to listen to this again, I am going to highly recommend this to my buddies
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5As a Brofessor I can confirm this book to be valid and reliable. It is your ultimate source of pure broscience. Humorous listen, well worth it if you are a true bro.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5DOM ABSOLUTELY KILLS IT. When's the second book coming out??????????