Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

By Dale Carpenter

Humor collected in my computers in 40 years of using the Internet. Humor preferences are a lot like food preferences. If you find something here distasteful, it is not my problem or concern. Just push it to the side of the plate and continue on. You'll find something else more to your liking. If you like this, check out the other cups of Electronic Sludge, or the complete Overflowing Quart of Electronic Sludge.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lies Told Press, LTD..
• Release date: Jul 21, 2019
• ISBN: 9781733271448

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Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

Dale Carpenter

Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now.

Copyright 2019 by Dale Carpenter.  All rights in all formats reserved.  No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise, without prior written permission of the publisher.

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Published 2019 by Lies Told Press, LTD. - Non-fiction division.

Published in the United States of America.

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Carpenter, Dale

Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now.

ISBN 978-1-7332714-4-8

1.  Humor.

2.  Internet communications.

3.  Life lessons and wisdom earned.

4.  Quotations.

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INTRODUCTION

The Internet came into being on October 29, 1969 when 2 college network nodes in California were connected and communicated.

The World Wide Web came into being on August 6, 1991 when Tim Bernards Lee put a website online in Switzerland using the Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) he had written.

I started using computers and searching online databases on the Internet in the summer of 1979 while I was in graduate school working towards a Masters Degree in Library Science.

In the past 40 years I have found a un-calculatable