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    The Cautionary Tales: Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World
    The Cautionary Tales: Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World
    The Cautionary Tales: Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World
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    The Cautionary Tales: Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World

    By Linus Bryn

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    Jack and Jill fell down the hill--let's send Trump tumbling after! A new era needs new tales.

     

    Wee Willie Winkie? No. "Mean Meddling Mitch."

    Little Jack Horner? No. "Little Don Junior."

    Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod? No. "Kamala, Nancy, and Joe."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLinus Bryn
    Release dateMay 4, 2021
    ISBN9781393746065
    The Cautionary Tales: Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World

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      The Cautionary Tales - Linus Bryn

      Linus Bryn

      The Cautionary Tales:

      Reimagined Nursery Rhymes for a Post-Trump World

      Copyright © 2021 Linus Bryn.

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise without written permission from the publisher. It is illegal to copy this book, post it to a website, or distribute it by any other means without permission.

      Illustrations by Yevhen Karpenko

      Table of Contents

      There Was a Crooked Man

      Little Don Junior

      Tawdry Donnie

      Cheater, Cheater, Divorce Repeater

      Sing a Dirge of Many Deaths

      If Health Was a Given

      I Love

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