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    More Than 400 Funny Jokes for Kids, Boys and Girls: Children's humor books for happy families
    More Than 400 Funny Jokes for Kids, Boys and Girls: Children's humor books for happy families
    More Than 400 Funny Jokes for Kids, Boys and Girls: Children's humor books for happy families
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    More Than 400 Funny Jokes for Kids, Boys and Girls: Children's humor books for happy families

    By Evelyn Hartwell

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    You can be GUARANTEED that a book is the best GIFT to help CHILDREN grow up.
    If, in addition, it is a book of children's jokes like this one, fun is assured.
    This book is perfect to start reading and build a habit that makes a difference in life.
    What will you find in this children's book?

    • More than 400 jokes so you can spend more than a year reading a new short joke every day.
    • Illustrations to make the experience more visual and fun.
    • Quality time with your son, nephew or any child you give the gift to.
    • An educational pastime to develop intelligence and humor.

    Invest in yourself and in what you love the most.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChildren's Humor Books
    Release dateJan 18, 2024
    ISBN9798224879229

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      More Than 400 Funny Jokes for Kids, Boys and Girls - Evelyn Hartwell

      01.

      -Dad, Dad... What is the definition of cocky?

      -I'm glad you asked because I'm the best person to answer you!

      02.

      -Mom, Mom, what is the definition of paranoid?

      -Aahh! You think I don't know and you want to laugh at me, don't you? -Of course! That's it, isn't it? Answer me!

      03.

      -Go away, I don't want you anymore. You only give me trouble.

      -But what are you saying? I'm your algebra teacher....

      04.

      -Daughter, why do you talk so much to yourself?

      -No, Mom. It's the doll you gave me that's talking.

      05.

      -Mom, at school they call me distracted.

      -Oh, baby, I'm not your mother. Your mom lives on the other street.

      06.

      -Another F in English, son? You have to try harder!

      -Okay... But now I'm hungry...

      -Tell me in Spanish...

      -Hay jungry...

      07.

      -Mom, mom, how good the croquettes are!

      -Then repeat, son, repeat.

      -Mom, Mom, Mom, how good are the croquettes!

      08.

      -A son asks his father:

      -Dad, how much does it cost to get married?

      The father replies:

      -I don't know, son, I'm still paying.

      09.

      -My son has been fitted with glasses.

      -Why, what an ugly name!

      10.

      -Mom! Mom! When are we going to eat today's bread?

      -Tomorrow, son, tomorrow.

      11.

      Why don't scientists trust atoms?

      Because they make up everything!

      12.

      -Dad, Dad, I have very good news for you. Remember you promised me fifty euros if I passed the course? Well, cheer up because you're going to save that money.

      13.

      The language teacher discovers Jon distractedly looking out the window. He turns to him, saying:

      -Let's see, Jon, tell me two pronouns!

      -Who? Me?

      14.

      A boy walking his dog, is stopped by another boy and says:

      -How funny your rabbit! It looks like a dog.

      -It's a dog.

      -Ah! Then your dog looks like a rabbit.

      15.

      -Mom, Mom, there were about three million people in the subway today.

      -I've told you ten million times that I don't like it when you exaggerate!

      16.

      -Mom, Mom, Grandma fell on the floor!

      -And you helped her?

      -No, she fell by herself.

      17.

      -A father to his son:

      -Raul, why are you talking to a pair of shoes?

      -It said converse on the box.

      18.

      -Mom, Mom. At school they say I'm crazy.

      -And who says that about you?

      -The chalk!

      19.

      A teacher to her student:

      -You should have been here at eight o'clock in the morning....

      -Why? What happened?

      20.

      -Dad, Dad, what is a mercenary?

      -He is a man who would kill his mother for money.

      -Ah, well, as lawyers do....

      21.

      The phone rings at the school:

      -Hello?

      -Hello, my son will not be able

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