101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles for Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Chickens

By Rhea Margrave

The Perfect Funny Gift | Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Chicken Jokes!

Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?

Answer: An eggs-traterrestrial!

All kids love chickens, and all kids love to laugh. 

That is why '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of chicken jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

Get '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles For Kids'

In this book, you will find:

• 100+ Cluck-Tastic, Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Chicken Riddles 
• 35+ Funny Illustrations

This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!

Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

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Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? 
A: A Hensemble

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Q: How do baby chickens dance?
A: Chick-to-chick!

Finally, you're also getting the chapter 'Why Keep Chickens In Your Backyard' from my popular book 'Backyard Chickens: Join the Fun of Raising Chickens, Coop Building and Eating Fresh Eggs (Hint: Keep Your Girls Happy!).'

So, are you ready for the funniest chicken jokes you have ever come across? Then scroll up and click the 'buy' button!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Rhea Margrave
• Release date: Feb 14, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393395676

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101 HILARIOUS CHICKEN JOKES & RIDDLES FOR KIDS

Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about chickens (WITH 35+ PICTURES)!

© Copyright 2020 by Rhea Margrave – All rights reserved.

In no way is it legal to reproduce, duplicate, or transmit any part of this document in either electronic means or in printed format. Recording of this publication is strictly prohibited and any storage of this document is not allowed unless with written permission from the publisher.

The information provided herein is stated to be truthful and consistent, in that any liability, in terms of inattention or otherwise, by any usage or abuse of any policies, processes, or directions contained within is the solitary and utter responsibility of the recipient reader. Under no circumstances will any legal responsibility or blame be held against the author for any reparation, damages, or monetary loss due to the information herein, either directly or indirectly.

The information herein is offered for informational purposes solely, and is universal as so. The presentation of the information is without contract or any type of guarantee assurance.

Medical Disclaimer: The jokes contained in this book are not intended as a substitute for consulting with your (veterinary) physician. All matters regarding your health, as well as that of your chickens, require medical supervision.

Legal Disclaimer: all images used in this book are designed by Freepik.

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Table of Contents

INTRODUCTION

101 HILARIOUS

CHICKEN JOKES

BONUS CHAPTER: WHY KEEP CHICKENS IN YOUR BACKYARD?

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INTRODUCTION

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?

Answer: An eggs-traterrestrial!